15 Reasons Why You Should Totally Date a Teacher

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We all know teachers are pretty much all-around awesome, but every now and then we have to remind everyone. We do a lot with little pay. We make people smile on a daily basis. To kids, we don’t have a social life, but we all know that is what keeps us sane sometimes. The dating scene might not be the greatest invention of the modern world, but if you have to date someone, it should be a teacher.

1. We possess all those attributes you want in a person: passionate, caring, loving, dedicated, a decision maker, tough under pressure, punctual, etc.

GIF - Aubrey plaza with glasses on "WOW"

2. We can fit into any situation you throw at us. Nothing scares us.

GIF - Jennifer lawrence in Hunger Games "I'm not afraid."

3. You will get a lot of alone time. Grading papers and lesson planning takes a lot of time.

GIF - Jim Carrey as Bruce Almighty typing on computer keyboard

4. Any gift you give will be amazing. We are used to cupcakes and hand-painted rocks.

GIF - Will Ferrel as Mugatu in Zoolander "It's beautiful."

5. Butt-load of chocolate and free food from class parties. (As long as you like Cheez-Its and grapes.)

GIF - Katey Perry "I love food"

6. Summer vacation. Well, for that one week we are all yours.

GIF - 3 boys running toward water on beach with surf boards in sun "Summer's here! Awesome!", then turn around in snow "Best summer ever!"

7. Saturday mornings will consist of sleeping in, coffee, and Netflix, guaranteed.

GIF - 2 people on couch chanting "Next episode! Next episode!"

8. Thrifty and economical. We don’t spend a lot of money, because we don’t have it.

GIF Real Housewives woman "I'm on a Budget

9. Creative. How many people do you know can make 100 things out of a toilet paper roll?

GIF bradley cooper in Limitless "Arts & cratfs are so hot"

10. Any meal you cook that doesn’t involve smiley faces or square pizzas will be considered gourmet.

GIF Marshall in How I Met Your Mother crying "I had no idea that food could be this delicious"

11. You will be pretty much dating a superhero.

GIF wonder woman with shield

12. Extremely patient. We are used to waiting and waiting and explaining, and explaining again.

Cookie monster tapping fingers on table GIF

13. We will keep you laughing. You will hear some of the most unbelievable stories you could ever imagine.

laughing mike tyson at Charlie Sheen Roast gif

14. You will feel famous in public, especially at the grocery store, Wal-Mart, and the local Mexican restaurant.

GIF - Will Ferrel as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman "People know me"

15. We are simple. If it involves coffee, wine, a conversation about anything but dinosaurs, and doesn’t involve girl drama, we are good to go.

GIF - Kevin from The Office "I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I ever wanted"

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Andy McCall author This article was written by Andy McCall. Andy is in his 9th year teaching and does everything to honor his little girl, Penelope, who passed last year. Check him out on his Blog or on Facebook: Penelope’s Path.


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