This Teacher Uses Place Values to Describe Teacher Life & It’s Hilarious

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Teaching place values is a common theme for elementary schools. I feel like the same concept can be applied to teaching. From the millions to the thousandths, we’ve got it all covered. If not, well hopefully the calculators work.

100 Million:

The number of times you hear your name in a year.

shut up gif

10 Million:

The number of times you have whispered WTF to yourself in class.

WTF gif

1 Million:

The number of papers you have graded that included no name, incomplete answers, and mysterious stains.

Looking unamused gif

100 Thousand:

The number of emails you have deleted throughout the year.

I just delete, delete, delete gif

10 Thousand:

Times you have repeated the directions to your class.

You might want to listen gif

1 Thousand:

The number of meetings that could have been an email you deleted.

I don't have all day for this gif

100:

The number of clones you need of yourself to get everything done.

Michael Scott "No time" gif

10:

The total number of bathroom breaks you get all year.

Leslie Knope having to go to the bathroom

1:

The time of day the coffee wears off and you start to get delirious.

Michael Scott looking exhausted gif

.1:

The average number of hours you go without saying “Stop that!”

Stop it, stop it now, gif

.01:

The total amount of minutes in the day you have without interruptions.

"It's not gonna happen" gif

.001:

The number of times the politicians making rules for your classroom have ever seen a classroom in their life.

"That's accurate" gif


 

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