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Member since 09/24/2018

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  • Student: You’re 24 and not married? Oh my God! Get a boyfriend!
    This made me laugh way harder than it should have

  • I found out a teacher was written up today because a student was on their phone during our 30 minute “study hall” period. It makes me nervous because there are no grades taken during this time, yet we are expected […]

  • I’m overwhelmed with grading.
    I did work all weekend and I’m still spinning my wheels in the dirt.
    13 years. I’m exhausted.
    I want out!!!! 🙁

  • I find it funny how I was told by my school district’s electrician to take down my cool lights in my office because it was causing “problems”. Yet the teacher whom I’m sharing my office with has a space heater […]

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4542 1 day ago

    I once was in a toddler classroom talking to a parent of a 2 year old because he was hitting, kicking and spitting. I originally told him he could spit in the garbage can but mom didn’t lime that, she looked at m […]

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4545 1 day ago

    My kids are making a Lenape Diorama for social studies. I had a parent reach out to me in regards to said project. No lie… she asked me, “Can the project have Indians and dinosaurs?”

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4546 1 day ago

    Mom at parent teacher interview (grade 9 student):

    He can’t write anything, anything! He has dysgraphia

    Me the next day to kid:

    If o gove you a bread stick can you write a paragraph?

    10 minutes later I […]

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4547 1 day ago

    I once had a parent tell me that when her son looked sad, I should stop class, pull him up to my desk, look him in the eyes and tell him he’s a “brave, brave warrior” over and over again. She even wanted it writt […]

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4550 1 day ago

    I tripped over a projector cord, dropped the FBOMB as I fell. Yelled Sh*t when I hit the ground… because I dropped the FBOMB in front of my class.

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4551 1 day ago

    I had a parent tell me I needed to remind her son to go number 2 every day before recess or he would focus too hard on playing and have an accident. He was in 4th grade and did not have any legitimate medical or […]

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4552 1 day ago

    I had a student confide in me that he doesn’t believe in hurricanes. In 9th grade. A week after we experienced a hurricane. Same kid was caught on tape last week yelling at another student because he cheated off […]

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4555 1 day ago

    Last year a parent randomly kissed me on the cheek during meet the teacher night. In front of her husband. Needless to say they were divorced a few months later.

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4557 1 day ago

    I once had a parent tell me (in a whisper voice in front of her child) “I just think he’s, well you know….(she turns and looks at him and back to me and doesn’t want him to hear her so she spells it out). […]

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4558 1 day ago

    My first year teaching, middle school no less, the school didn’t keep me for a second year because they said my classroom management wasn’t strong enough. Yet, if I take a test from a student for talking, a […]

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4560 1 day ago

    Sunday morning, and Monday anxiety starts.

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4562 1 day ago

    One of my kids has a tendency to run away when he’s upset. One day he bolted and I chased him around the school three times before another teacher saw me out of the window and intercepted him.

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4564 1 day ago

    I once had a student who had been moved from one family member to another due to various deaths and health risks. This boy was coping by finding some support and community in the My Little Pony fandom. When other […]

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4565 1 day ago

    Frankly I’m tired of constantly poring energy into 8th graders that do not care and refuse to even try. I’d rather boost those who come to class to learn and improve. I teach lower level kids and I’m really tryin […]

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4566 1 day ago

    At the end of an extra long parent conference mom confided in my that she had a UTI because she “was never taught that you should wipe from front to back. “
    Ok thanks for coming in! See you next time.

  • Anonymous wrote a new post, #4567 1 day ago

    Once my awesome cozy camp style reading chair broke while I was sitting down in it, the suprise of the fall let a small fart out. I laid in the crumpled chair and laughed with 25 5 year olds that day.

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