LAUGH
When summer break begins for teachers, parents begin to understand how teachers feel on a daily basis. Even though teachers are responsible for 30 to 40 kids each day, many parents count down the hours until school starts again and teachers have to take over once again. But until then these 25 parents will give teachers all a solid belly laugh. Enjoy!
1.
When I think I can’t take it anymore I just remind myself that it’s only 1,692 hours till school starts again.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) June 12, 2017
2.
Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) August 2, 2016
3.
I love my kids but I also love reminding them how many more days until school starts.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 25, 2017
4.
Summer is when my kids are home making up for all the barely eaten school lunches I packed the last 10 months.
— Wendy Scott (@wen_sco) June 1, 2017
5.
Is it bad that I use an advent calendar to countdown the days until school starts? Each day is a different tiny bottle of liquor. #Parenting
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) July 26, 2016
6.
Kids: Yay! Summer break!
Me: Not so fast. Let me introduce you to…THE GREAT SUMMER CHORE CHART OF 2017!
*3 kids faint, 1 runs away*
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 25, 2017
7.
July:
Boys-When do we go back to school?
Me-Not sure, end of August maybe?
Aug:
Boys-When do we go back?
Me-Exactly 21 days 3 hrs & 6 mins.— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) August 9, 2016
8.
I wish I could go back in time and slap “I can’t wait for school to get out!” me in the face.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) August 1, 2017
9.
Daughter: Ugh. This salad is all leafy.
Me: When does school start again?
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) July 27, 2017
10.
Please excuse the mess. My children are feral little animals and I’ve lost my will to give a shit.
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) July 20, 2017
11.
If parenting has taught me anything, it’s that even if you ask nicely, schools will NOT let you drop your kids off before summer break ends.
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) July 25, 2017
12.
Just because it’s day 1,954 of trying to get my kids to take a vow of silence doesn’t mean I’m going to give up.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) July 26, 2017
13.
“Is 9AM on 8/14/18 ok for his next checkup”
Me: WHO TF KNOWS? I COULD ESCAPE MY FAMILY & BE LIVING ON MARS BY THEN
” ”
M: That sounds ok
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) July 28, 2017
14.
Halfway thru summer and my kids are running solely on freezy pops and whining.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) August 1, 2017
15.
Thinking it’ll be easier once school’s out for summer is like a pregnant woman thinking things will be easier once the baby is born.
HAHA!
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 15, 2017
16.
If you’re wondering how awesome my summer break is going, my kid just found a harmonica.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) June 29, 2016
17.
Other Mom: I finished back to school shopping weeks ago
Me: I went to Target but couldn’t remember why I was there so all I have is wine
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) August 2, 2017
18.
Tried to drop my 3rd grader off for 1st day of school. Turns out school starts next Tues. So I’m pretty much killing parenting as per usual.
— inappropriate mom (@nicfit75) August 13, 2015
19.
5: How come we never do anything fun?
Me: We went to an amusement park..
5: Yeah but that was a really long time ago
Me: It was yesterday
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) July 13, 2017
20.
My Kid: Are dinosaurs real?
Me: yes but they died
Kid: why did you kill them?
M: I didn’t!
Kid: did you forget to water them like our plants— Tragic Ally (@TragicAllyHere) July 18, 2017
21.
“Let’s pretend to be homeless for a weekend.”
– whoever invented camping
— Ramblin’ Mama (@ramblinma) July 21, 2017
22.
My toddler’s favorite song is “It’s 6am Somewhere”
— David DeWeil (@daviddeweil) July 3, 2017
23.
Vacationing with your kids is a great way to see what you’re made of. At this point I’m pretty much just wine and regrets.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) July 31, 2017
24.
Today my kids played in the sprinkler, found a turtle, and got sent to their rooms. Pretty much a full summer right there.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 29, 2016
25.
My kids were all having fun and getting along, and that was the best 3 1/2 minutes of the entire summer.
— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) July 12, 2017
