Sometimes everyone just needs a break from class to do something fun – even teachers! Laughter is a great way to break the ice in the classroom and give everyone a much-needed distraction from all the hard work. A few well-timed spring jokes might be just what you’re looking for to bring some joy into your school day.

Here are 50 hilarious spring jokes to get you started.

  1. What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills.
  2. How does the sun listen to music? On his ray-dio.
  3. What is a baker’s favorite garden? A flour garden.
  4. What do you call a well-dressed lion? A dandy lion.
  5. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond? He was trying to grow a watermelon.
  6. How does a bee brush her hair? With a honeycomb.
  7. What kind of bean never grows in the garden? A jellybean.
  8. What do bees need in order to fly in the rain? Their yellowjackets.
  9. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
  10. What is the best place to plant a spring garden in school? In kinder-garden.
  11. Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee always comes after it.
  12. How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited that he wet his plants.
  13. Why did the bird go to the hospital? He needed tweetment.
  14. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom? A son-flower.
  15. What is a baby chick’s favorite plants? Eggplants.
  16. When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers.
  17. What goes up as the rain comes down? An umbrella.
  18. What do sheep do on a warm spring day? Have a baa baa cue.
  19. How do you know bees are happy? They hum while they work.
  20. How do rabbits keep their fur looking nice? They use a hare-brush.
  21. What flower grows between your nose and your chin? Tulips.
  22. How do you know that flowers are lazy? They are always in their beds.
  23. What is a frog’s favorite soda? Croak-a-cola.
  24. Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
  25. How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
  26. What do you call a flower that can’t tell the truth? A lie-lac.
  27. What kind of stories do bunnies like best? One with hoppy endings.
  28. Why does the mushroom get invited to parties? He’s a fun-guy.
  29. What is a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? Hip hop.
  30. What is a frog’s favorite food? French flies.
  31. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? You’re egg-stra special.
  32. What kind of bird should you never take to the bank? A robin.
  33. Why is spring the best time to start a gardening business? You can really rake in the cash.
  34. Why did the farmer bury all his money? To make his soil rich.
  35. What do you call a grizzly bear stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.
  36. How do you know flowers are friendly? They always have new buds.
  37. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? He has a green thumb.
  38. Where do bunnies like to eat? At IHOP.
  39. What do you call a Transformer bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
  40. How do rabbits go on vacation? On a hare-plane.
  41. What do you call a rich bunny? A million-hare.
  42. How do chickens stay in shape? They eggs-ercise.
  43. Which vegetable is the angriest? A steamed carrot.
  44. What happened when the rabbits got married? They lived hoppily ever after.
  45. Why did the egg go to school? To get egg-ucated.
  46. What do you call a sleeping egg? Egg-zausted.
  47. What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up.
  48. Why did the duck get fired from his job? He kept quacking all the eggs.
  49. Why was the rabbit so upset? She was having a bad hare day.
  50. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.

Try one of these spring jokes today and give your classroom morale a boost!

50 Joke About Spring to Break the Ice in your Classroom