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As your District I.T. specialist, I’m emailing to let you know that our school district’s internet server has been hacked. Your internet history seems to have been flagged with suspicious activity so we are asking you to verify that these are in fact your Google searches.
- “Are 15 year olds supposed to be losing teeth?”
- “Is being a ‘baddie’ actually good?”
- “Is it normal to cry after school?”
- “What to do if a student hates you?”
- “Why do teenagers hate feet so much?” Related: “Why do they keep telling me to put my dogs away?”
- “How do you know if you chose the wrong job?”
- “How long is too long to hold your bladder teacher edition?”
- “Do teenagers feel shame or is it learned later?”
- “Are students really allowed to opt-out of presentations because they say they’ll have a mental breakdown?”
- “Am I legally required to call a student Joe Mama if that’s what he writes on his paper?”
- “What else can I do with a teaching degree?”
- “Can you discipline incessant farting?”
- “How can I unsubscribe from my administration’s emails?”
- “Is it unprofessional to say ‘please don’t talk to me’?”
- “How to remove my address from the internet”
- “When do teachers stop crying in their car on their drive home?”
- “When did teacher phone calls change from making the kid scared to making the teacher terrified? Was it in the 2000s?”
- “How to survive 47 minutes in a room with people who hate you?”
- “If they say they didn’t use AI when you know they did, can you do anything?”
- “When teenagers say ‘I bet you tanned in high school’ is that an insult?”
- “How to respond to ‘This is dumb’ professionally?”
- “How to emotionally detach from a lesson?”
- “What do you do if your principal says ‘There are no such thing as bad days’ besides blackout internally?”
- “The Crucible in a TikTok Dance”
- “Is crop dusting considered harassment?”
- “Does Netflix and chill NOT mean watching shows?”
- “Can I get fired for saying that I love to Netflix and chill?”
- “What is the why my principal keeps telling me to remember?”
- “How to pretend not to care when your students tell you they hate your class?”
- “Jobs where no one ever talks to you ever”
